Dear friend in God. My friend most dearest: you don’t know me, but I know you to be a very fine Honest person, most respectable citizen from the great country of yours. I am the daughter of a Former Gold trader from North Ireland, Minnesota. I’ve been told by a common friend of us that You are the most reliable Person, good husband/wife, lovely father/mother, lively companion, and whatnot. So I have a proposition which I Hope you accept in order to our mutual profit. Please, read the file in the attachment and answer me ASAP (as soon as possible). Don’t miss this Opportunity, which, as you know, they picture her bald, and so and so. I reckon this may take you by Surprise, But, what the heck!, if may I be so bold to express in such intimate terms, dear mister/mistress, my friend, my good and only true friend. Help This Defenseless next of kin from the unscrupulous felons. Yours, sincerely.
